The first thing that really stuck out to me was the fact that about 99 percent of the people attending the game were wearing either orange or black or a combination of the 2 colors.
It was as if Halloween had just puked up a gigantic Reeses Peanut Butter Cup.
Yes, that's a chic in the middle wearing only a black bra, orange paint, and the letter "S" across her stomach...
Shawn and I accounted for the remaining 1 percent NOT wearing orange or black, along with all the Cougar fans wearing red and...um...I think it was gray...
My smuggled contraband came in very handy...until Shawn made fun of me so severely that I had to stop reading and actually pretend like I was watching the game.
Then it was all: "DEFENSE!" "BLOCKING!" "RUSH!" "YARDS!" "FIRST DOWN!" "TOUCHDOWN!" and a whole bunch of other nonsense terms. Sometimes I got a glimpse of the heavily-padded, hard-helmeted figures running around on the field, back and forth, back and forth, in no apparent order - and some other guys running around throwing flags in the air and refs in their black and white stripes getting down and dirty.
But, for the most part, my view was really just this:





















(Sorry, camera phone pic...but yes that is charlie in the coconut bikini)